he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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