so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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