I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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