I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just found a bag of teeth...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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