I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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