would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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