i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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