Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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