I think I just saw someone hide a body.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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