butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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