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there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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