I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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