Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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