I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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