bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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