ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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