belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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