Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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