Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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