everyone is single if you try hard enough
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize
