If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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