Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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