as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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