I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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