I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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