was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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