I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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