how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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