ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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