whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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