Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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