Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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