Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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