So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
high people should be assigned attendants
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Randomize
