I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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