hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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