we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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