Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I lost the right to judge tonight
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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