Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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