i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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