i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
