Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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