brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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