who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i believe in u and ur pee
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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