i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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