Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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