Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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