Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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