How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
