Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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