would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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