did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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