I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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