yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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