stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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