I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
